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BOATS – Part 9

Posted on June 12, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

When I got home, my mom was sitting at the kitchen table smoking a cigarette. I walked, grabbed a cigarette for myself and sat down. “I was beginning to worry about you.” “I’m sorry I’m so late, but we were … Continue reading →

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BOATS – Part 5

Posted on May 24, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

Soon after the night we played our little game, Steve and Paula stopped seeing each other. “Did you break up with him or did he break up with you?” I asked here the next day during lunch. “Neither of us … Continue reading →

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BOATS – Part 4

Posted on May 20, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

I felt really weird knowing I was going to be with Lisa’s boy friend, I told her. “It’s no biggie,” she said. “You know I wanted to see what Ron’s like anyway.” “I know. But it would be different if … Continue reading →

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BOATS – Part 3

Posted on May 16, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

“My daddy’s a fireman! What’s yours?” “I don’t have a daddy.” “What does your mommy do?” “She’s the beer-bong champion of the world!” Good luck, kid …

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BOATS – Part 2

Posted on May 13, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

And so it went. I began spending more and more time with Paula and her friends. If Steve had an abundance of coke, we got it free. If he was running low, we paid. And all throughout we drank.

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Diary – February 18, 1980

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

Last night I went on my first real date! Me & JK went with VR and LM. We drove to Lakewood and saw Chapter II. It was neat. I kissed him 3 times. 2Wice in the car and once on … Continue reading →