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Diary – December 26, 1978

Christmas was yesterday. I got some clothes and a jewelry box and a expensive gold necklace with my name on it. I’m 14 years old now. God, CL just turned 13 in Oct or Nov. I don’t like being older … Continue reading

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Grandma Was Right – Chapter 2

Barbie dreaded school that morning. She wondered how many people Kelly had told about the incident in the park. Ann had gotten a phone call from Kelly’s mother. Kelly’s mother said that Kelly had a big bruise on her stomach.

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Grandma Was Right – Chapter 1

“Why can’t you do what everybody else wants to do?” Barbie yelled at her best friend, Kelly. “Me?” Kelly screamed. “Everyone just does what you want because they’re scared of you!” “Oh yeah? Well I’m never talking to you again!” … Continue reading

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Grandma Was Right – Introduction

What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice, And everything nice, That’s what little girls are made of.

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Diary – January 2, 1978

Tomorrow is the first day of school after Christmas vacation. I don’t really mind though, it gives you something to do all day.

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Awful Poetry – 02

It seems that my mom and I were going through a rough patch here. As cheesy as it is, I still hope I was being sincere when I wrote it. But it’s quite possible I was in some kind of … Continue reading

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The Little Red Hen

One bright, sunny morning in Colombia, The Little Red Hen was scratching for seed in the dirt outside her front door. By and by she came across some marijuana seeds. “Far out!” exclaimed The Little Red Hen. She gathered the … Continue reading

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