The Best of The WorstThis blog features writing from my younger years … from mortifying diary entries and bad poetry to high school newspaper articles and short stories. As a tortured teen, I would have been crushed had my poignant poems and powerful prose not been taken seriously. But the funniest things are often those that are unexpected, and re-reading my efforts as an adult, I find that I was often at my best and most entertaining when I was trying to be anything but that.
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Tag Archives: Diary
Diary – January 16, 1980
You know what? I don’t even hardly hang around with no one that I used to anymore. It’s weird. I really kinda don’t even feel like I ever even did. They are all real concerned with themselves, y’know?
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Diary – December 29, 1978
I don’t know what the heck I’m supposed to write in a diary. I just say what I did all day in my other ones. I want to write more how I feel though. If I wrote what I did, … Continue reading
Diary – April 26, 1981
Well, me and M are still going out, and we’re definitely not shy anymore. But first things first, I got my car, cleaned it up and put carpet in the back. But my mom still won’t hardly let me drive … Continue reading
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Diary – March 10, 1979
So here I am, doing nothing. I am sick of all my friends. Ya wanna know why? Okay, here it is. S is a whore. Well. Maybe not, but she has no respect for herself and neither do I.
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Diary – October 9/November 19, 1979
10-09-1979 RH just called me. I kinda like him. I mean, I’m not totally in love or anything, but I like being with him and I think he’s pretty cute. I kinda knew who he was last year, but I … Continue reading
Posted in Diary Dramatica, Humor, Kiss Tagged 7 minutes in heaven, Dance, Diary, French Kiss, Spin the bottle 3 Comments
Grandma Was Right – Chapter 7
Three days later, Barbie received a call from Kelly. “Hello,” Barbie answered. The voice on the other end of the line said, “Guess who knows what it says in your diary and just might tell everyone?”
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Diary – September 3, 1979
Only one week until school starts. I’m kinda scared and kinda excited. I got a lot of new school clothes.
Posted in Diary Dramatica, Relationships, Sex, Terribly Earnest Tagged Bird, Boys, Diary, Pet, Sex, Underwear 3 Comments