Category Archives: Terribly Earnest

Grandma Was Right – Chapter 1

“Why can’t you do what everybody else wants to do?” Barbie yelled at her best friend, Kelly. “Me?” Kelly screamed. “Everyone just does what you want because they’re scared of you!” “Oh yeah? Well I’m never talking to you again!” … Continue reading

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Grandma Was Right – Introduction

What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice, And everything nice, That’s what little girls are made of.

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Awful Poetry – 03

Untitled #3 Drivin’ in my car, Think I’ll go real far, I don’t really care. I just wanna see the sights and spend all my nights, Drivin’ far away, Until the break of day. Even then I won’t stop, I’ll … Continue reading

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Diary – January 13, 1979

First of all, I don’t want to go into big detail about anything. ‘A’ had some veins twisted in his balls and had to get ’em operated on. If he didn’t one of ’em woulda shriveled up and died. Now … Continue reading

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Awful Poetry – 01

You know how Nicolas Cage has a tendency to lay it on a little thick? If not, please take a few moments to familiarize yourself with some of his chewiest scenery chewing. This post doesn’t actually have anything to do … Continue reading

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