Category Archives: Terribly Earnest

Grandma Was Right – Chapter 5

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

It was the last day of school and all of the kids got yearbooks. They were supposed to come a week before that but they were late. Everybody was signing yearbooks. But Barbie was so excited about going on their … Continue reading →

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Diary – December 27, 1978

Posted on April 15, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

I went shopping today. I bought a pair of shoes and an album. My mom wanted me to get a pair of shoes called bucks. So she paid for them. They’re okay looking. They’re like a plain, tan, suede oxford. … Continue reading →

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Grandma Was Right – Chapter 4

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

Ah! Saturday at last. Barbie thought it would never come. She wanted to go to the park, but she remembered the last time, so she decided not to go. Instead she called Cindy, her best friend.

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Diary – December 26, 1978

Posted on April 13, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

Christmas was yesterday. I got some clothes and a jewelry box and a expensive gold necklace with my name on it. I’m 14 years old now. God, CL just turned 13 in Oct or Nov. I don’t like being older … Continue reading →

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Awful Poetry – 04

Posted on April 11, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

After my post yesterday where I shared excerpts of letters written to me by a boy with an enormous crush, it seems only fair to reveal myself in a similar manner. The following is some of the poetry I wrote … Continue reading →

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Grandma Was Right – Chapter 2

Posted on April 9, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

Barbie dreaded school that morning. She wondered how many people Kelly had told about the incident in the park. Ann had gotten a phone call from Kelly’s mother. Kelly’s mother said that Kelly had a big bruise on her stomach.

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Diary – May 21, 1979

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

Hi. What’s happnin’ man? Well, me and D are officially going together. We were before but we never did nothing before, but now we french out after school everyday. He’s so nice when I’m alone with him, but sometimes I … Continue reading →