Category Archives: Terribly Earnest

BOATS (Based On A True Story) – Part 10

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

“You mean it? I can really go?” “Your father and I talked about it and I’m not going to pretend we were too keen on the idea to start with, but I think we’ve both realized that you’ve grown up … Continue reading →

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Diary – January 16, 1980

Posted on June 13, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

You know what? I don’t even hardly hang around with no one that I used to anymore. It’s weird. I really kinda don’t even feel like I ever even did. They are all real concerned with themselves, y’know?

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BOATS – Part 9

Posted on June 12, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

When I got home, my mom was sitting at the kitchen table smoking a cigarette. I walked, grabbed a cigarette for myself and sat down. “I was beginning to worry about you.” “I’m sorry I’m so late, but we were … Continue reading →

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BOATS – Part 8

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

He picked me up and walked into his bedroom. He had a blue light bulb screwed into the light fixture, and his whole room was bathed in a soft, blue light. He laid me down on his bed – a … Continue reading →

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BOATS – Part 4

Posted on May 20, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

I felt really weird knowing I was going to be with Lisa’s boy friend, I told her. “It’s no biggie,” she said. “You know I wanted to see what Ron’s like anyway.” “I know. But it would be different if … Continue reading →

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BOATS – Part 3

Posted on May 16, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

“My daddy’s a fireman! What’s yours?” “I don’t have a daddy.” “What does your mommy do?” “She’s the beer-bong champion of the world!” Good luck, kid …

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BOATS – Part 2

Posted on May 13, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

And so it went. I began spending more and more time with Paula and her friends. If Steve had an abundance of coke, we got it free. If he was running low, we paid. And all throughout we drank.