Category Archives: Humor

BOATS – Part 1

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

I find this next story interesting for a few reasons. At 160 pages it’s probably the longest single story I ever churned out; it seems I wrote it when I was in high school which will either make it less … Continue reading →

Posted in Autobiographical, Based On A True Story, BOATS, Humor, Lesbian, Semi-Fiction | Tagged Cocaine, Danger, Drinking, Drugs, Party, Teenagers, The 80s | Leave a comment

Diary – April 26, 1981

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

Well, me and M are still going out, and we’re definitely not shy anymore. But first things first, I got my car, cleaned it up and put carpet in the back. But my mom still won’t hardly let me drive … Continue reading →

Posted in Diary Dramatica, Friends, Humor, Terribly Earnest | Tagged Dance, Diary, Game, Kissing, Renaissance Faire | Leave a comment

Diary – February 18, 1980

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

Last night I went on my first real date! Me & JK went with VR and LM. We drove to Lakewood and saw Chapter II. It was neat. I kissed him 3 times. 2Wice in the car and once on … Continue reading →

Posted in Diary Dramatica, Humor, Lesbian, Sex | Tagged Dating, First Date, Friends, Kissing, Sex | Leave a comment

Diary – March 10, 1979

Posted on May 6, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

So here I am, doing nothing. I am sick of all my friends. Ya wanna know why? Okay, here it is. S is a whore. Well. Maybe not, but she has no respect for herself and neither do I.

Posted in Diary Dramatica, Friends, Humor, Terribly Earnest | Tagged Diary, Friends, Joggers, Roller Skates | Leave a comment

Grandma Was Right – Chapter 8

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

The next day, Barbie found out from Gerald Edwards that Kelly was staying at Jenny’s for three days while her parents were out of town. “Goodbye mom,” Barbie called, as she walked in the door after talking to Gerald.

Posted in Fiction, Friends, Grandma Was Right, Humor | Tagged Accident, Fight, Forgive, Friends, Grandma | Leave a comment

Diary – October 9/November 19, 1979

Posted on May 1, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

10-09-1979 RH just called me. I kinda like him. I mean, I’m not totally in love or anything, but I like being with him and I think he’s pretty cute. I kinda knew who he was last year, but I … Continue reading →

Posted in Diary Dramatica, Humor, Kiss | Tagged 7 minutes in heaven, Dance, Diary, French Kiss, Spin the bottle | 3 Comments

Grandma Was Right – Chapter 7

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Baroness Buttercup

Three days later, Barbie received a call from Kelly. “Hello,” Barbie answered. The voice on the other end of the line said, “Guess who knows what it says in your diary and just might tell everyone?”