Category Archives: Awful Poetry

Awful Poetry – 05

Among the odd phases I went through in my diaries and journals, like shortening all ing words to in‘, I’ve noticed that my handwriting changes with some regularity. Not just the differences and refinements that occur as a person progresses … Continue reading

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Awful Poetry – 04

After my post yesterday where I shared excerpts of letters written to me by a boy with an enormous crush, it seems only fair to reveal myself in a similar manner. The following is some of the poetry I wrote … Continue reading

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Awful Poetry – 03

Untitled #3 Drivin’ in my car, Think I’ll go real far, I don’t really care. I just wanna see the sights and spend all my nights, Drivin’ far away, Until the break of day. Even then I won’t stop, I’ll … Continue reading

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Awful Poetry – 02

It seems that my mom and I were going through a rough patch here. As cheesy as it is, I still hope I was being sincere when I wrote it. But it’s quite possible I was in some kind of … Continue reading

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Awful Poetry – 01

You know how Nicolas Cage has a tendency to lay it on a little thick? If not, please take a few moments to familiarize yourself with some of his chewiest scenery chewing. This post doesn’t actually have anything to do … Continue reading

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